Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
She made me pour olive oil on her.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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