Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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