I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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