: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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