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(417): View more from Missouri

Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?

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(678): View more from Georgia

part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic

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(757): View more from Virginia

everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.

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(712): View more from Iowa

it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe

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(206): View more from Washington

He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.

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(443): View more from Maryland

where are you?

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Hypothermia

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(727): View more from Florida

Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.

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