I'm pants shitting drunk right now
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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