We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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