dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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