I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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