Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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