i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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