We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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