Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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