i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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