i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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