Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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