I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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