also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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