it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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