Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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