found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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