That's intense
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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