was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
how drunk are you?
Several
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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