Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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