what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I still have a little drunk in my system
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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