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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I enjoy the company of your penis
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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