Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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