I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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