office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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