Already got asked if we're dating
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
You ate ashes out of my bong
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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