The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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