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(530): View more from California

smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers

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(817): View more from Texas

you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better

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(609): View more from New Jersey

and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.

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(925): View more from California

I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't

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(330): View more from Ohio

literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.

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(309): View more from Illinois

You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...

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(607): View more from New York

Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again

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(469): View more from Texas

If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.

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