is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
