I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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