so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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