He is such a slut. More and more my type.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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