dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
My cat gives me a boner
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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