dude i'm inner monologue high
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
My Sexting was not on an AP level
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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