At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
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