btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
