I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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