let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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