it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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