I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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