so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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