We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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