Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Even the bartender felt bad for me
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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