your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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