dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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