Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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